|HOLD ON BITCH...|
[AGGRESSIVELY APOLOGIZES FOR BEING A BAD FRIEND AND AN UNPLEASANT PERSON TO BE AROUND]
All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows.
a friendly reminder:
don’t hang out with people that make you feel bad about yourself
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
I respect bees more than I respect white men in positions of power
yo how much dirt you gotta throw in the ocean to make a new country
Don’t date anyone who’s intimidated by feminism.
Don’t date anyone who thinks it’s a threat to men and masculinity.
Love yourself. Don’t settle for a piece of shit.